1. After your first date with this guy, make sure you have his number. Just ask him straight up, then text him when you get home, and every hour after that to make sure he knows your thinking about him. If he doesn't reply, it's because he's expecting you to text him even more than that, so switch to once every ten minutes.
2. If you've managed to get to day 3/4 with your prince charming, tell him you love him, and start talking about forever. Gertrude and Patrice, that's what you're going to name your kids. Oh yeah, and your wedding day is on the 8th of August 2012. ( presuming you win the key to his heart before that, if not, just wait a couple of months)
3. Boss him around and accuse him of things! Tell him he isn't allowed to do something, then do it your self! Be extra neat and clean, then when he least expects it....BAM, massive belch in his face.
4. Flirt with his friends and tell him how good looking they are, guys LOVE this. Oh yeah, and make sure he buys you at least one gift a day. Exclaim that you love his muscles and that they remind you of butterflies.
5. One things guys cant stand is a girl being easy.....to figure out. So make him think and twist his words! If he tells you he thinks you look better in that dress in your closet to the one you've got on, assume he's calling you fat and ugly and burst out into tears!
6. Make him watch the worst chick flick you've ever seen. And then ask him why he's not like the guy in the film! I mean all you ever wanted was someone perfect. But then tell him you love him, and belch in his face again.
7.Constantly check his phone to see who's he's been in contact with! This is a sure thing to make him yours! Ask him if you're not good enough for him and throw a banana in his face! Guy's love banana's ( it's a male thing).
8.Make sure you spend plenty of time with his parents and find out all his embarrassing stories, then when you've got them, tell all his friends! This will make him think that you're interested in his life and want to get to know his friends better, he will then tell you he loves you and will buy you anything you want.
9Expect him to run around after you and complain that he doesn't love you if he doesn't do the things you want! Nothing makes a girl more adorable! Pretend that you're really dumb for attention.
Boy - " Want some parmesan on your pasta babe?"
Girl - " No thanks, I don't like potatoes..."
nothing could be sexier.
10. If all else fail, beat him senseless with a roll of cellotape until he's unconscious, throw him in the back of your van and drive away with him. Kidnapping is the best thing for theses situations, he is SURE to be yours forever then. :D
I hope this guide was useful for you girls out there looking for Mr. Right!
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